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BUBBLEHEAD BUDDIES ON DE MOON...

BubbleHead #1 - You notice how Meghan Markle's Black relatives STILL ain't doin' stuff to try an' mess up her royal situation?

BubbleHead #2 - That's 'cause Queen Momma tol' her she cain't be bringin' Uncle Leroy and Cousin Boo up in dat muh. By Royal Decree "Royal" Megan cain't be related to no Cullud' folks 'cept her Mother. I mean, look at de American White folks she done brought wit' her! Can you imagine White AND Black American peasants up in there? We be havin' us a Royal Reality show.

BubbleHead #1 - 'Better than the Kardashians. I'd love it!

BubbleHead #2 - Here's an idea. Why don't somebody put together a dinner-party or an All-American barbeque wit' Megan's White AND Black Family grillin' an' chillin'. Jus' a friendly "git to know each other" kinda thing. Talk about "Must See Tv"!

BubbleHead #1 - Oprah could do it!

BubbleHead #2 - Nahhh, Oprah too classy. She wouldn't touch it. 'More like Saturday Night Live material... or DummyChannel...

BubbleHead #1 - See, that's where you're wrong. It SHOULD be classy. 'Be good for everybody involved. Kinda like that commercial where all of Thomas Jefferson's kin get together. Only this would be current and include England as well. You know who should host it?

BubbleHead #2 - Who?

BubbleHead #1 - The Most Reverend Michael Curry...

BubbleHead #2 - OOOoooWEEE!!! Umm huh. A perfect counter to all the negativity goin' round. Um huh. Uh... but what if Duchess Megan's White kin and Black kin don't git along?...

BubbleHead #1 - 'Still be a good show. "Real"...no matter what.

BubbleHead #2 - Umm huh. International, too... Let's git this ball rollin'!

BubbleHead #1 - Already on the move... who knows, maybe The Queen, The Trumpster, and his buddy Vlad will show.

BubbleHead #2 - Doubt it. But...you can make bet--at least one of 'em and a BUNCH of Harry's tittering royal kin will tune in. Guarantee.
Trotter Blackstone 7-22-18

BubbleHead #2 - Here's an idea. Why don't somebody put together a barbeque wit' Megan's White AND Black Family grillin' an' chillin'. Jus' a friendly "git to know each other". Talk about a hit show!

BubbleHead #1 - Oprah could do it!

BubbleHead #2 - Nahhh, Oprah too classy. She wouldn't touch it.

BubbleHead #1 - See, that's where you're wrong. It SHOULD be classy. 'Be good for everybody involved. Kinda like that commercial where all of Thomas Jefferson's kin ge together. Only this would include England as well. You know who should host it?

BubbleHead #2 - Who?

BubbleHead #1 - Reverend

BubbleHead #2 - Here's an idea. Why don't somebody put together a barbeque wit' Megan's White AND Black Family grillin' an' chillin'. Jus' a friendly "git to know each other". Talk about a hit show!

BubbleHead #1 - Oprah could do it!

BubbleHead #2 - Nahhh, Oprah too classy. She wouldn't touch it.

BubbleHead #2 - Who?

BubbleHead #1 - Reverend

BATMAN & ROBIN?

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They're calling me "Benedict Donald", Vlad. You believe that, good buddy?

Who's calling you that, booby?

Them. People. Fake media. NFL players. Democrats, Republicans. Black People. Mexicans. Germans. Limeys. Frogs. Who knows... They say I'm worse than the NFL players who kneeled. I don't understand.

Lemme try to explain, booby. Your problems are the Freedoms guaranteed in your Constitution. We don't have those problems. Not for long, anyway. Those big, strong manly players? They would know better than to even try and protest our forces of authority. No matter how many so-called "minorities" we "unjustly" hassled, beat, put in jail, "exterminated". As long as WE didn't publicize it, it would not be news. Look. Buck up, buttercup. You did good. You stood up for Russia. Your strongmen NFL players could learn a few things from you. Like if your boat is floating, don't worry about the ones around you getting sunk. Enjoy!

So, you don't think I'm a "Benedict Donald"?

To us Russians? You're perfect. Now, give me the Batman suit like a good "malenkiy malchik". You can be Robin. I'll teach you a few things... like how to lie like a grownup. Okay, buddy?

Well... if you insist. Uh... what's a "Malinkiy Malchick"? That's Russian, right?

Hero! A big strong, handsome, genius, super-hero. And super-rich. Powerful. A leader. Like me. You were born to rule. You're a KING!... in training. Don't worry, we're going to get you there.

Yeah! A Malinkey Malchick, that's me!

Yes. That is you...

Trotter Blackstone 7-18-18

BUBBLEHEADS ON DE MOON

BubbleHead #1 - You see where the self-appointed wanna-be elite controllers of America are trying to quietly kill "net neutrality" so they can own America’s free flow of ideas and information on the internet?

BubbleHead #2 - Yep. 'Stop guaranteed free flow of ideas and communication by raising cost to communicate on an internet that was “invented and designed” to be free…and you control free flow of American thought and ideas...AND they set themselves up to snatch a WHOLE lot mo' money from Joe Average American...

BubbleHead #1 - And them clever son’s o’ riches put a guy in charge of America’s Federal Communications Commission whose roots are fresh from a country where a higher and lower caste system is still practiced by many. Brahmins, Kshatriyas, Vaishyas, Shudras still exist over there...

BubbleHead #2 - I’d say Ajit Pai is perfect “casting” by them clever sons o’ riches. He, apparently, has no sense of how much Americans value the need for freedom of expressing and exchanging their thoughts and ideas no matter what so-called “class” they come from.

BubbleHead #1 - Well, apparently not enough of your so-called “American-values” Americans do, either—‘cause it’s happening with very little resistance.

BubbleHead #2 - So far.

BubbleHead #1 - You think?

BubbleHead #2 - I hope.

Trotter Blackstone 5-10-18

In the end, is it James Bond, Batman...

...or The Joker(in disguise)?

How's this... I play like a Daniel Craig, James Bond kinda guy and you play...

No way, Jose! If anybody's gonna be James Bond this time around, it's gonna be me. Only I wanna be Batman--and you get to play the great role of Robin... fantastic role, Robin. You're gonna love it.

You want to be the "Batman", my friend? Not a problem. Come. Sit. Relax. Have some delicious Russian fruit...

...I picked it for you, myself......... Trotter Blackstone 4-28-18

LOOSETALK WAS THERE FOR THE FIRST MEETING... and...

...stay tuned for the whole conversation...

"Can you imagine how great Life on this planet, Earth, would be if everybody learned to be cool?"

"We thought your message was 'Love'..."

"Yeah, no doubt. But check it out my in-love royal Brother and Sister. Love IS 'Cool'. Love? Cool? 'Same thing. 'Ruminate on THAT for a slow minute or two... huh? Jesus was one "cool" Brother...(Hebrews 2:11; Romans 8:29; Mark 3:34)

Trotter Blackstone 5-24-18

"ALIEN JANE"--instrumental version

BUBBLEHEAD BUDDIES ON DE MOON...

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BubbleHead #1 - Hey, man, I was' jus' thinkin'... 'bout that fella, Schneiderman, down there.

BubbleHead #2 - Uh oh. More cynicism?

BubbleHead #1 - No. No. Not at all. I was thinkin'--you know how they have all them holidays down there... like Christmas with all the lights and presents? And Easter with the colorful eggs and Easter bunnies. And Halloween and Ground Hog Day...and...

BubbleHead #2 - ... Chinese New Year and Fourth of July with all the explosives...yeah, I feel you...

BubbleHead #1 - Well, I was thinkin'--they ought to have a Holiday for guys like Schneiderman.

BubbleHead #2 - No way this ain't gonna be cynnical...

BubbleHead #1 - I think dey should have a world-wide "Hypocrite" Day.

Bubblehead #2 - Cynical, but I like it. A day when everybody would be free down 'dere to tell all kinds of lies and do all kinds of sneaky, self-serving, manipulative sh-- and get away with it.

BubbleHead #1 - Exactly!

BubbleHead #2 - I hate to bus' your Bubble, buddy. But dey have whole seasons of it. And dey even give prizes at de end.

BubbleHead #1 - 'Dey do?

BubbleHead #2 - Yep. It's called Election Season. And some of de' worst hypocrites and liars who win git to run things for as long as they can git away with it.

BubbleHead #1 - Now DAT'S cynical. Shame on you.

BubbleHead #2 - No, dat's reality of what somma dem damn fools are doin' down 'dere all over dat beautiful planet for temporary things like power and profit...

BobbleHead #1 - Okay. Got a better idea. "Good Guy Day"...or season. For men and women humans who are honest and true "Good Guys".

BubbleHead #2 - Already have a whole season of that, too.

BubbleHead #1 - 'Dey do?

BubbleHead #2 - Yup. 'Happens same time as your "Election-Hypocrite Season". Jus' hard to tell who's who until maybe way later. If ever.

BubbleHead #1 - Earthlings...

BubbleHead #2 - Yup.

Trotter Blackstone 5-8-18

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...ALL COMIN' AT YOU FROM A BUNCH OF DUMMIES. WE WILL REFLECT, EXPLORE DISCUSS, DEBATE...WHATEVER...

WE WILL ALSO ACCEPT YOUR SUBMITTED THOUGHTS, CONCERNS, IDEAS, PRIDES, PREJUDICES, CURRENT EVENTS, ISSUES, ETC. TO GET US GOIN'. NO SUBJECT OR TOPIC IS TABOO--UNLESS WE JUST DON'T WANT TO YAP ABOUT IT...