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BubbleHead #1 and BubbleHead #2 ask(at risk of really tickin' off Democrat folks...down there on a quickly over-populating planet)  If below is true? As whacky and problematic as Trump can be--DOES HE HAVE A POINT ON STEMMING/MANAGING LONG-OVERDUE UNMANAGED, ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION?  (And no, separatin' kids and parents is never cool.) 

The U.S. Population Situation

While the facts of overpopulation are challenging, remember: we can choose our future. Through a dramatic and voluntary reduction in births we can begin to create a more positive and sustainable future.  

  • U.S. population at the beginning of 2018 was over 326 million.1
  • U.S. population is growing by over 2,000,000 people per year -- that's 240 per hour -- about half from new births and half from immigration.1
  • According to a Global Footprint Network data, the U.S. can sustain a population of only about 150 million at a reduced consumption level similar to Europeans.2
  • The U.S. population is using renewable resources twice as fast as they can be regenerated.2
  • If everyone on the planet lived like an average American, it would take over 4 Earths to produce the renewable resources and absorb the wastes needed to support us.3
  • Each additional American requires about 1 acre of built land and highways, which means less land is available for growing food.4
  • Although the average American consumes roughly the same amount of energy as 30 years ago, the U.S. population has increased over 30%. This has led to total U.S. energy consumption rising 25%.5
  • At the current population growth rate, the U.S. population will double in the next 100 years.  That will mean more greenhouse gas emissions and other pollution of land, water, and air; less open land; more overcrowding; and more species loss and habitat destruction. 
  • Overpopulation has diluted American representative democracy.  In 1790 each member of the House of Representatives represented about 34,000 people. Today, each member represents over 735,000.
  • The average American is responsible for over 3 times the greenhouse gas emissions of the global average.6
  • U.S. natural resources are increasingly depleted and polluted:
  • The California Central Valley produces 1/4 of U.S. food.  The Central Valley Aquifer loses the water equivalent of 1 Lake Mead - the largest reservoir in the U.S. - each year.7
  • The Colorado River Basin, which supplies water to 40 million people in 7 states, lost the water equivalent of 2 Lake Meads in the past 10 years.8
  • Due to high levels of agricultural and urban pollution runoff, the Environmental Protection Agency found that the majority of streams and rivers in the U.S. cannot support healthy aquatic life.9
  • Half of Iowa topsoil has been lost in the past 150 years. Today, Iowa topsoil is being lost 16 times faster than soil is naturally created.10
  • One in five plant and animal species in the United States - nearly 1,300 total species - is at risk of extinction.11
  • The average American consumes a much larger amount of total resources than the average person from a developing country. For example, the average American uses the energy resources of 17 people from India.12
  • According to a recent Gallup survey, 138 million adults worldwide would permanently migrate to the U.S. if they could.13
  • Fewer Americans = more ample resources, less pollution, and healthier ecosystems. Smaller American families can help give the U.S. - and the world - a more sustainable future. 

 

BubbleHead #2 - 'Dey git 'im, yet?


BubbleHead #1 - Who?


BubbleHead #2 - My man, ol' Slicky Dickey Trump.


BubbleHead #1 - I thought you didn't like him. 


BubbleHead #2 - 'Don’t like all his politics. But I’m startin’ to root for his half-crazy behind.


BubbleHead #1 - 'Dat makes absolutely no sense.


BubbleHead #2 - 'Makes ‘bout as much sense as a posse of deep state storm-troopers costin’ tax-payers hundreds of thousands o' dolluhs, if not millions,  chasin’ down a man elected President by a pretty big chunk of America for over-spending by about a hundred, twenty-nine thousand nine hundred and fifty dollars  for a piece of porno poontang…


BubbleHead #1  -…You sayin’ you’d only pay Stormy-D fitty fo’ dat?


BubbleHead #2 - I’m sayin’ dere’s a bunch o’ guys all over tv and in politics yappin’ who wouldn’t pass a lie detector test on somma their own tip-toein’ and sneak-ho’in’… 


BubbleHead #1 - Well, there was those Secret Service boys  s’posed to be protectin’ Obama down in Chile…


BubbleHead #2 - "Columbia", mane’. Sheei—  D’ Kennedy boys had ho's, God Bless ‘em. An’ you know damn well skinny-dippin’ sho’ yo’ pecker Johnson did. Billy-Boy Clinton got busy wit’ a little girl right there in de White House… and dey chasin’ rich-boy Trump fo’ a hump wit some porn pro rump?! Sheei…


BubbleHead #1 - Well, ‘dey do say say Hoover hisself dressed up in women dresses an' sh…


BubbleHead #2 - ...Dere you go…


BubbleHead #1 - Hmph…


BubbleHead #2 - Only thing worse den a wound-too-tight self-righteous hypocrite wit' a badge and power of law is a damn whole posse full of ‘em…


BubbleHead #1 - i suggest you hush, ‘less dey gon’ be sneakin’ an’ peepin’ on yo’ big bubble-butt…


BubbleHead #2 - Shhhee… we on de moon, brutha…


BubbleHead #1 - What?  You think Black Projects ain’t been up here?  Yo’ ass ain’t rocket-proof, muhfuh…


                                                                     Trotter Blackstone  5-3-18



BubbleHead #2 - "You see where dey say 'Science say Meghan Markle is the Most Beautiful Royal'?"


BubbleHead #1 -  "...Shhh... true dat. Ain't even close.  Dat tender fine as frog hairs, bruh. 


BubbleHead #2 - "...Yup. And she cool, too."


BubblHead #1 - "...cool as ice, twice as nice, walk thru snow--and don't leave na're a damn track..."   


BubbleHead #2 - "Umm mmm mmm. Lawd ham' Mercy. Don' make me go down dere..."


BubbleHead #1 - "...Shhh... and do what? You think she gon' leave a rich prince fo' a po' ass Bubblehead? Shhh... you right where you belong, fool,  hangin' out on de moon wit' me. Now, pass me the damn cheese and wake the hell up..."

                                        Trotter Blackstone  4-24-18





BubbleHead #2 - "You see where dey say 'Science say Meghan Markle is the Most Beautiful Royal'?"

BubbleHead #1 -  "...Shhh... true dat. Ain't even close.  Dat tender fine as frog hairs, bruh. 

BubbleHead #2 - "...Yup. And she cool, too."

BubblHead #1 - "...cool as ice, twice as nice, walk thru snow--and don't leave na're a damn track..."   

BubbleHead #2 - "Umm mmm mmm. Lawd ham' Mercy. Don' make me go down dere..."

BubbleHead #1 - "...Shhh... and do what? You think she gon' leave a rich prince fo' a po' ass Bubblehead? Shhh... you right where you belong, fool,  hangin' out on de moon wit' me. Now, pass me the damn cheese and wake the hell up..."
                                        Trotter Blackstone  4-24-18

BubbleHead #2 - "You see where dey say 'Science say Meghan Markle is the Most Beautiful Royal'?"

BubbleHead #1 -  "...Shhh... true dat. Ain't even close.  Dat tender fine as frog hairs, bruh. 

BubbleHead #2 - "...Yup. And she cool, too."

BubblHead #1 - "...cool as ice, twice as nice, walk thru snow--and don't leave na're a damn track..."   

BubbleHead #2 - "Umm mmm mmm. Lawd ham' Mercy. Don' make me go down dere..."

BubbleHead #1 - "...Shhh... and do what? You think she gon' leave a rich prince fo' a po' ass Bubblehead? Shhh... you right where you belong, fool,  hangin' out on de moon wit' me. Now, pass me the damn cheese and wake the hell up..."
                                        Trotter Blackstone  4-24-18


BubbleHead #2 - "You see where dey say 'Science say Meghan Markle is the Most Beautiful Royal'?"

BubbleHead #1 -  "...Shhh... true dat. Ain't even close.  Dat tender fine as frog hairs, bruh. 

BubbleHead #2 - "...Yup. And she cool, too."

BubblHead #1 - "...cool as ice, twice as nice, walk thru snow--and don't leave na're a damn track..."   

BubbleHead #2 - "Umm mmm mmm. Lawd ham' Mercy. Don' make me go down dere..."

BubbleHead #1 - "...Shhh... and do what? You think she gon' leave a rich prince fo' a po' ass Bubblehead? Shhh... you right where you belong, fool,  hangin' out on de moon wit' me. Now, pass me the damn cheese and wake the hell up..."
                                        Trotter Blackstone  4-24-18

BubbleHead #2 - "You see where dey say 'Science say Meghan Markle is the Most Beautiful Royal'?"


BubbleHead #1 -  "...Shhh... true dat. Ain't even close.  Dat tender fine as frog hairs, bruh. 


BubbleHead #2 - "...Yup. And she cool, too."


BubblHead #1 - "...cool as ice, twice as nice, walk thru snow--and don't leave na're a damn track..."   


BubbleHead #2 - "Umm mmm mmm. Lawd ham' Mercy. Don' make me go down dere..."


BubbleHead #1 - "...Shhh... and do what? You think she gon' leave a rich prince fo' a po' ass Bubblehead? Shhh... you right where you belong, fool,  hangin' out on de moon wit' me. Now, pass me the damn cheese and wake the hell up..."

                                        Trotter Blackstone  4-24-18




BubbleHead #2 - "You see where dey say 'Science say Meghan Markle is the Most Beautiful Royal'?"

BubbleHead #1 -  "...Shhh... true dat. Ain't even close.  Dat tender fine as frog hairs, bruh. 

BubbleHead #2 - "...Yup. And she cool, too."

BubblHead #1 - "...cool as ice, twice as nice, walk thru snow--and don't leave na're a damn track..."   

BubbleHead #2 - "Umm mmm mmm. Lawd ham' Mercy. Don' make me go down dere..."

BubbleHead #1 - "...Shhh... and do what? You think she gon' leave a rich prince fo' a po' ass Bubblehead? Shhh... you right where you belong, fool,  hangin' out on de moon wit' me. Now, pass me the damn cheese and wake the hell up..."
                                        Trotter Blackstone  4-24-18



BubbleHead #1 - "You know how JZ rapped, 'mo money, mo problems'?" 

BubbleHead #2 - "...dat was Biggy said dat, mane"

BubbleHead #1 - "...my bad. But I been thinkin'..."

BubbleHead #2 - "...what you been thinkin'..."

BubbleHead #1 - "... lookin' down on Big Blue, I been thinkin', real deal is mo' people, mo' problems"...

BubbleHead #2 - "...sho' you right. Dey's  populatin' down 'dere like cockroaches, bruh. Fools all over dat beautiful planet, who can't even take care of  'dey damn selves havin' a BUNCH o' chillins."

BubbleHead #1 - "Over-population suicide..."

BubbleHead #2 - "...over "poop" -ulation suicide..."

BubbleHead #1 - "um huh... Happy Earth Day, bruh"
                                 
                                                    Trotter Blackstone  4-22-18







BubbleHead #1 - "You notice how Meghan Markle's Black relatives ain't doin' stuff to try an' mess up her wedding?"   

BubbleHead #2 - "Fool...  that's 'cause she ain't related to no Cullud' folks 'cept her Mother."  
                                 
                                                    Trotter Blackstone  4-20-18