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BubbleHead #1 - "You know how JZ rapped, 'mo money, mo problems'?" 

BubbleHead #2 - "...dat was Biggy said dat, mane"

BubbleHead #1 - "...my bad. But I been thinkin'..."

BubbleHead #2 - "...what you been thinkin'..."

BubbleHead #1 - "... lookin' down on Big Blue, I been thinkin', real deal is mo' people, mo' problems"...

BubbleHead #2 - "...sho' you right. Dey's  populatin' down 'dere like cockroaches, bruh. Fools all over dat beautiful planet, who can't even take care of  'dey damn selves havin' a BUNCH o' chillins."

BubbleHead #1 - "Over-population suicide..."

BubbleHead #2 - "...over "poop" -ulation suicide..."

BubbleHead #1 - "um huh... Happy Earth Day, bruh"
                                 
                                                    Trotter Blackstone  4-22-18
BubbleHead #1 and BubbleHead #2 ask(at risk of really tickin' off Democrat folks...down there on a quickly over-populating planet)  If below is true? As whacky and problematic as Trump can be--DOES HE HAVE A POINT ON STEMMING/MANAGING LONG-OVERDUE UNMANAGED, ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION?  (And no, separatin' kids and parents is never cool.) 

The U.S. Population Situation

While the facts of overpopulation are challenging, remember: we can choose our future. Through a dramatic and voluntary reduction in births we can begin to create a more positive and sustainable future.  

  • U.S. population at the beginning of 2018 was over 326 million.1
  • U.S. population is growing by over 2,000,000 people per year -- that's 240 per hour -- about half from new births and half from immigration.1
  • According to a Global Footprint Network data, the U.S. can sustain a population of only about 150 million at a reduced consumption level similar to Europeans.2
  • The U.S. population is using renewable resources twice as fast as they can be regenerated.2
  • If everyone on the planet lived like an average American, it would take over 4 Earths to produce the renewable resources and absorb the wastes needed to support us.3
  • Each additional American requires about 1 acre of built land and highways, which means less land is available for growing food.4
  • Although the average American consumes roughly the same amount of energy as 30 years ago, the U.S. population has increased over 30%. This has led to total U.S. energy consumption rising 25%.5
  • At the current population growth rate, the U.S. population will double in the next 100 years.  That will mean more greenhouse gas emissions and other pollution of land, water, and air; less open land; more overcrowding; and more species loss and habitat destruction. 
  • Overpopulation has diluted American representative democracy.  In 1790 each member of the House of Representatives represented about 34,000 people. Today, each member represents over 735,000.
  • The average American is responsible for over 3 times the greenhouse gas emissions of the global average.6
  • U.S. natural resources are increasingly depleted and polluted:
  • The California Central Valley produces 1/4 of U.S. food.  The Central Valley Aquifer loses the water equivalent of 1 Lake Mead - the largest reservoir in the U.S. - each year.7
  • The Colorado River Basin, which supplies water to 40 million people in 7 states, lost the water equivalent of 2 Lake Meads in the past 10 years.8
  • Due to high levels of agricultural and urban pollution runoff, the Environmental Protection Agency found that the majority of streams and rivers in the U.S. cannot support healthy aquatic life.9
  • Half of Iowa topsoil has been lost in the past 150 years. Today, Iowa topsoil is being lost 16 times faster than soil is naturally created.10
  • One in five plant and animal species in the United States - nearly 1,300 total species - is at risk of extinction.11
  • The average American consumes a much larger amount of total resources than the average person from a developing country. For example, the average American uses the energy resources of 17 people from India.12
  • According to a recent Gallup survey, 138 million adults worldwide would permanently migrate to the U.S. if they could.13
  • Fewer Americans = more ample resources, less pollution, and healthier ecosystems. Smaller American families can help give the U.S. - and the world - a more sustainable future. 

 

BubbleHead #2 - 'Dey git 'im, yet?


BubbleHead #1 - Who?


BubbleHead #2 - My man, ol' Slicky Dickey Trump.


BubbleHead #1 - I thought you didn't like him. 


BubbleHead #2 - 'Don’t like all his politics. But I’m startin’ to root for his half-crazy behind.


BubbleHead #1 - 'Dat makes absolutely no sense.


BubbleHead #2 - 'Makes ‘bout as much sense as a posse of deep state storm-troopers costin’ tax-payers hundreds of thousands o' dolluhs, if not millions,  chasin’ down a man elected President by a pretty big chunk of America for over-spending by about a hundred, twenty-nine thousand nine hundred and fifty dollars  for a piece of porno poontang…


BubbleHead #1  -…You sayin’ you’d only pay Stormy-D fitty fo’ dat?


BubbleHead #2 - I’m sayin’ dere’s a bunch o’ guys all over tv and in politics yappin’ who wouldn’t pass a lie detector test on somma their own tip-toein’ and sneak-ho’in’… 


BubbleHead #1 - Well, there was those Secret Service boys  s’posed to be protectin’ Obama down in Chile…


BubbleHead #2 - "Columbia", mane’. Sheei—  D’ Kennedy boys had ho's, God Bless ‘em. An’ you know damn well skinny-dippin’ sho’ yo’ pecker Johnson did. Billy-Boy Clinton got busy wit’ a little girl right there in de White House… and dey chasin’ rich-boy Trump fo’ a hump wit some porn pro rump?! Sheei…


BubbleHead #1 - Well, ‘dey do say say Hoover hisself dressed up in women dresses an' sh…


BubbleHead #2 - ...Dere you go…


BubbleHead #1 - Hmph…


BubbleHead #2 - Only thing worse den a wound-too-tight self-righteous hypocrite wit' a badge and power of law is a damn whole posse full of ‘em…


BubbleHead #1 - i suggest you hush, ‘less dey gon’ be sneakin’ an’ peepin’ on yo’ big bubble-butt…


BubbleHead #2 - Shhhee… we on de moon, brutha…


BubbleHead #1 - What?  You think Black Projects ain’t been up here?  Yo’ ass ain’t rocket-proof, muhfuh…


                                                                     Trotter Blackstone  5-3-18



BubbleHead #2 - "You see where dey say 'Science say Meghan Markle is the Most Beautiful Royal'?"


BubbleHead #1 -  "...Shhh... true dat. Ain't even close.  Dat tender fine as frog hairs, bruh. 


BubbleHead #2 - "...Yup. And she cool, too."


BubblHead #1 - "...cool as ice, twice as nice, walk thru snow--and don't leave na're a damn track..."   


BubbleHead #2 - "Umm mmm mmm. Lawd ham' Mercy. Don' make me go down dere..."


BubbleHead #1 - "...Shhh... and do what? You think she gon' leave a rich prince fo' a po' ass Bubblehead? Shhh... you right where you belong, fool,  hangin' out on de moon wit' me. Now, pass me the damn cheese and wake the hell up..."

                                        Trotter Blackstone  4-24-18





BubbleHead #2 - "You see where dey say 'Science say Meghan Markle is the Most Beautiful Royal'?"

BubbleHead #1 -  "...Shhh... true dat. Ain't even close.  Dat tender fine as frog hairs, bruh. 

BubbleHead #2 - "...Yup. And she cool, too."

BubblHead #1 - "...cool as ice, twice as nice, walk thru snow--and don't leave na're a damn track..."   

BubbleHead #2 - "Umm mmm mmm. Lawd ham' Mercy. Don' make me go down dere..."

BubbleHead #1 - "...Shhh... and do what? You think she gon' leave a rich prince fo' a po' ass Bubblehead? Shhh... you right where you belong, fool,  hangin' out on de moon wit' me. Now, pass me the damn cheese and wake the hell up..."
                                        Trotter Blackstone  4-24-18

BubbleHead #2 - "You see where dey say 'Science say Meghan Markle is the Most Beautiful Royal'?"

BubbleHead #1 -  "...Shhh... true dat. Ain't even close.  Dat tender fine as frog hairs, bruh. 

BubbleHead #2 - "...Yup. And she cool, too."

BubblHead #1 - "...cool as ice, twice as nice, walk thru snow--and don't leave na're a damn track..."   

BubbleHead #2 - "Umm mmm mmm. Lawd ham' Mercy. Don' make me go down dere..."

BubbleHead #1 - "...Shhh... and do what? You think she gon' leave a rich prince fo' a po' ass Bubblehead? Shhh... you right where you belong, fool,  hangin' out on de moon wit' me. Now, pass me the damn cheese and wake the hell up..."
                                        Trotter Blackstone  4-24-18


BubbleHead #2 - "You see where dey say 'Science say Meghan Markle is the Most Beautiful Royal'?"

BubbleHead #1 -  "...Shhh... true dat. Ain't even close.  Dat tender fine as frog hairs, bruh. 

BubbleHead #2 - "...Yup. And she cool, too."

BubblHead #1 - "...cool as ice, twice as nice, walk thru snow--and don't leave na're a damn track..."   

BubbleHead #2 - "Umm mmm mmm. Lawd ham' Mercy. Don' make me go down dere..."

BubbleHead #1 - "...Shhh... and do what? You think she gon' leave a rich prince fo' a po' ass Bubblehead? Shhh... you right where you belong, fool,  hangin' out on de moon wit' me. Now, pass me the damn cheese and wake the hell up..."
                                        Trotter Blackstone  4-24-18










BubbleHead #1 - "You notice how Meghan Markle's Black relatives ain't doin' stuff to try an' mess up her wedding?"   

BubbleHead #2 - "Fool...  that's 'cause she ain't related to no Cullud' folks 'cept her Mother."  
                                 
                                                    Trotter Blackstone  4-20-18


BubbleHead #1 - Hey, man, I was' jus' thinkin'... 'bout that fella, Schneiderman, down there.

BubbleHead #2 - Uh oh.  More cynicism?

BubbleHead #1 - No. No. Not at all.  I was thinkin'--you know how they have all them holidays down there... like Christmas with all the lights and presents? And Easter with the colorful eggs and Easter bunnies. And Halloween and Ground Hog Day...and...

BubbleHead #2 - ... Chinese New Year and Fourth of July with all the explosives...yeah, I feel you...

BubbleHead #1 - Well, I was thinkin'--they ought to have a Holiday for guys like Schneiderman.

BubbleHead #2 - No way this ain't gonna be cynnical...

BubbleHead #1 - I think dey should have a world-wide "Hypocrite" Day.  

Bubblehead #2 - Cynical, but I like it. A day when everybody would be free down 'dere to tell all kinds of lies and do all kinds of sneaky, self-serving, manipulative  sh-- and get away with it.      

BubbleHead #1 - Exactly!

BubbleHead #2 - I hate to bus' your Bubble, buddy. But dey have whole seasons of it.  And dey even give prizes at de end.

BubbleHead #1 - 'Dey do?

BubbleHead #2 - Yep.  It's called Election Season.  And some of de' worst hypocrites and liars who win git to run things for as long as they can git away with it.

BubbleHead #1 - Now DAT'S cynical. Shame on you.

BubbleHead #2 - No, dat's reality of what somma dem damn fools are doin' down 'dere all over dat beautiful planet for temporary things like power and profit...

BobbleHead #1 - Okay. Got a better idea.  "Good Guy Day"...or season.  For men and women humans who are honest and true "Good Guys".

BubbleHead #2 - Already have a whole season of that, too.

BubbleHead #1 - 'Dey do?

BubbleHead #2 - Yup. 'Happens same time as your "Election-Hypocrite Season".  Jus' hard to tell who's who until maybe way later.  If ever.  

BubbleHead #1 - Earthlings...

BubbleHead #2 - Yup. 

                                                                          Trotter Blackstone  5-8-18