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...Two clay buddies jus' kickin' it on de moon watchin' an' commentin' on all de crazy sh-- happnin' down on de Big Blue Planet...


     BUBBLEHEAD BUDDIES              (archives...uh, old sh...)




BubbleHead #2 - 'Dey git 'im, yet?


BubbleHead #1 - Who?


BubbleHead #2 - My man, ol' Slicky Dickey Trump.


BubbleHead #1 - I thought you didn't like him. 


BubbleHead #2 - 'Don’t like all his politics. But I’m startin’ to root for his half-crazy behind.


BubbleHead #1 - 'Dat makes absolutely no sense.


BubbleHead #2 - 'Makes ‘bout as much sense as a posse of deep state storm-troopers costin’ tax-payers hundreds of thousands o' dolluhs, if not millions,  chasin’ down a man elected President by a pretty big chunk of America for over-spending by about a hundred, twenty-nine thousand nine hundred and fifty dollars  for a piece of porno poontang…


BubbleHead #1  -…You sayin’ you’d only pay Stormy-D fitty fo’ dat?


BubbleHead #2 - I’m sayin’ dere’s a bunch o’ guys all over tv and in politics yappin’ who wouldn’t pass a lie detector test on somma their own tip-toein’ and sneak-ho’in’… 


BubbleHead #1 - Well, there was those Secret Service boys  s’posed to be protectin’ Obama down in Chile…


BubbleHead #2 - "Columbia", mane’. Sheei—  D’ Kennedy boys had ho's, God Bless ‘em. An’ you know damn well skinny-dippin’ sho’ yo’ pecker Johnson did. Billy-Boy Clinton got busy wit’ a little girl right there in de White House… and dey chasin’ rich-boy Trump fo’ a hump wit some porn pro rump?! Sheei…


BubbleHead #1 - Well, ‘dey do say say Hoover hisself dressed up in women dresses an' sh…


BubbleHead #2 - ...Dere you go…


BubbleHead #1 - Hmph…


BubbleHead #2 - Only thing worse den a wound-too-tight self-righteous hypocrite wit' a badge and power of law is a damn whole posse full of ‘em…


BubbleHead #1 - i suggest you hush, ‘less dey gon’ be sneakin’ an’ peepin’ on yo’ big bubble-butt…


BubbleHead #2 - Shhhee… we on de moon, brutha…


BubbleHead #1 - What?  You think Black Projects ain’t been up here?  Yo’ ass ain’t rocket-proof, muhfuh…


                                                                     Trotter Blackstone  5-3-18



BubbleHead #2 - "You see where dey say 'Science say Meghan Markle is the Most Beautiful Royal'?"


BubbleHead #1 -  "...Shhh... true dat. Ain't even close.  Dat tender fine as frog hairs, bruh. 


BubbleHead #2 - "...Yup. And she cool, too."


BubblHead #1 - "...cool as ice, twice as nice, walk thru snow--and don't leave na're a damn track..."   


BubbleHead #2 - "Umm mmm mmm. Lawd ham' Mercy. Don' make me go down dere..."


BubbleHead #1 - "...Shhh... and do what? You think she gon' leave a rich prince fo' a po' ass Bubblehead? Shhh... you right where you belong, fool,  hangin' out on de moon wit' me. Now, pass me the damn cheese and wake the hell up..."

                                        Trotter Blackstone  4-24-18





BubbleHead #2 - "You see where dey say 'Science say Meghan Markle is the Most Beautiful Royal'?"

BubbleHead #1 -  "...Shhh... true dat. Ain't even close.  Dat tender fine as frog hairs, bruh. 

BubbleHead #2 - "...Yup. And she cool, too."

BubblHead #1 - "...cool as ice, twice as nice, walk thru snow--and don't leave na're a damn track..."   

BubbleHead #2 - "Umm mmm mmm. Lawd ham' Mercy. Don' make me go down dere..."

BubbleHead #1 - "...Shhh... and do what? You think she gon' leave a rich prince fo' a po' ass Bubblehead? Shhh... you right where you belong, fool,  hangin' out on de moon wit' me. Now, pass me the damn cheese and wake the hell up..."
                                        Trotter Blackstone  4-24-18

BubbleHead #2 - "You see where dey say 'Science say Meghan Markle is the Most Beautiful Royal'?"

BubbleHead #1 -  "...Shhh... true dat. Ain't even close.  Dat tender fine as frog hairs, bruh. 

BubbleHead #2 - "...Yup. And she cool, too."

BubblHead #1 - "...cool as ice, twice as nice, walk thru snow--and don't leave na're a damn track..."   

BubbleHead #2 - "Umm mmm mmm. Lawd ham' Mercy. Don' make me go down dere..."

BubbleHead #1 - "...Shhh... and do what? You think she gon' leave a rich prince fo' a po' ass Bubblehead? Shhh... you right where you belong, fool,  hangin' out on de moon wit' me. Now, pass me the damn cheese and wake the hell up..."
                                        Trotter Blackstone  4-24-18


BubbleHead #2 - "You see where dey say 'Science say Meghan Markle is the Most Beautiful Royal'?"

BubbleHead #1 -  "...Shhh... true dat. Ain't even close.  Dat tender fine as frog hairs, bruh. 

BubbleHead #2 - "...Yup. And she cool, too."

BubblHead #1 - "...cool as ice, twice as nice, walk thru snow--and don't leave na're a damn track..."   

BubbleHead #2 - "Umm mmm mmm. Lawd ham' Mercy. Don' make me go down dere..."

BubbleHead #1 - "...Shhh... and do what? You think she gon' leave a rich prince fo' a po' ass Bubblehead? Shhh... you right where you belong, fool,  hangin' out on de moon wit' me. Now, pass me the damn cheese and wake the hell up..."
                                        Trotter Blackstone  4-24-18

BubbleHead #2 - "You see where dey say 'Science say Meghan Markle is the Most Beautiful Royal'?"


BubbleHead #1 -  "...Shhh... true dat. Ain't even close.  Dat tender fine as frog hairs, bruh. 


BubbleHead #2 - "...Yup. And she cool, too."


BubblHead #1 - "...cool as ice, twice as nice, walk thru snow--and don't leave na're a damn track..."   


BubbleHead #2 - "Umm mmm mmm. Lawd ham' Mercy. Don' make me go down dere..."


BubbleHead #1 - "...Shhh... and do what? You think she gon' leave a rich prince fo' a po' ass Bubblehead? Shhh... you right where you belong, fool,  hangin' out on de moon wit' me. Now, pass me the damn cheese and wake the hell up..."

                                        Trotter Blackstone  4-24-18




BubbleHead #2 - "You see where dey say 'Science say Meghan Markle is the Most Beautiful Royal'?"

BubbleHead #1 -  "...Shhh... true dat. Ain't even close.  Dat tender fine as frog hairs, bruh. 

BubbleHead #2 - "...Yup. And she cool, too."

BubblHead #1 - "...cool as ice, twice as nice, walk thru snow--and don't leave na're a damn track..."   

BubbleHead #2 - "Umm mmm mmm. Lawd ham' Mercy. Don' make me go down dere..."

BubbleHead #1 - "...Shhh... and do what? You think she gon' leave a rich prince fo' a po' ass Bubblehead? Shhh... you right where you belong, fool,  hangin' out on de moon wit' me. Now, pass me the damn cheese and wake the hell up..."
                                        Trotter Blackstone  4-24-18



BubbleHead #1 - "You know how JZ rapped, 'mo money, mo problems'?" 

BubbleHead #2 - "...dat was Biggy said dat, mane"

BubbleHead #1 - "...my bad. But I been thinkin'..."

BubbleHead #2 - "...what you been thinkin'..."

BubbleHead #1 - "... lookin' down on Big Blue, I been thinkin', real deal is mo' people, mo' problems"...

BubbleHead #2 - "...sho' you right. Dey's  populatin' down 'dere like cockroaches, bruh. Fools all over dat beautiful planet, who can't even take care of  'dey damn selves havin' a BUNCH o' chillins."

BubbleHead #1 - "Over-population suicide..."

BubbleHead #2 - "...over "poop" -ulation suicide..."

BubbleHead #1 - "um huh... Happy Earth Day, bruh"
                                 
                                                    Trotter Blackstone  4-22-18







BubbleHead #1 - "You notice how Meghan Markle's Black relatives ain't doin' stuff to try an' mess up her wedding?"   

BubbleHead #2 - "Fool...  that's 'cause she ain't related to no Cullud' folks 'cept her Mother."  
                                 
                                                    Trotter Blackstone  4-20-18